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Phantasm III
(Nightmare/Graverobber/Road) 6******skulls
1993/Min./Starway International/Rated
Director.........Don Coscarelli
Screenplay.......Don Coscarelli
Music............Frederic Myrow & Christopher L. Stone
Producer.........Don Coscarelli
Executive Producer.....Dac Coscarelli
Sphere Effects and Hand Creature Created by D. Kerry Prior
Special Make-Up Created by Mark Shostrom & Dean Gates
Dramatis Personae
Reggie.............Reggie Bannister
Mike...............Michael Baldwin
The Tall Man.......Angus Scrimm
Jody...............Bill Thornbury
Rocky..............Gloria Lynne Henry
Tim................Kevin Connors
Edna...............Cindy Ambuehl
Henry..............John Chandler
Rufus..............Brooks Gardner
Demon Nurse........Irene Rossen
Tanesha............Sarah Davis
Motel Owner........Duane Tucker
Woman at Orphanage.Wendy Way
Gas Attendant......Robert Beecher
Doctor.............Chuck Bhutto
Tim's Father.......Beau Lotterman
Critique: More of the same? What do you want from a repeating nightmare? Indeed, since "the same" means creepy Angus Scrimm tall-manning from mausoleum to mausoleum we'll take it. The boys are back on a cross- country chase of the Tall Man and company, this time with some help from a tough woman, Rocky, and a tough kid Tommy, who board the 1970 Barricuda (426 Hemi) for a truly exciting road trip. The portrayal of the dead towns is truly chilling, as it becomes clear that the Tall Man isn't only mining the dead bodies of America, but, like the Grinch, leaving only "crumbs much too small for the other Whos' mouses". The final copyright warning on the picture warns of "civil liability, criminal prosecutiond, and the wrath of the tall man."
* Blood * Violent * Strong Language * Sexual Situations *
* Brief Nudity * Gory *
Plot Summary: In a coma after the last showdown with th tall man, Mike has a near death experience in which his dead big brother tells him to stay away fronm thae light after which he awakens to a zombie nurse whom he fights off with her own surgical tool. Jerry rushes in in time to get a mouthful of the yellow slime squirting from ger punctured yrellow goiter and as she collapses, a phantasm ball emerges from her head observes the boys with a human eye in it's side and flies off. They flee the hospital and find dead brother Jody there alive and well, but not for long. He is sucked into a ball. From within the ball he warns them that the tall man is coming and he attempts to ball him, but is cooked by the tall man and his ball falls to the floor with a thud. Controlled by the tall man, mike glides off. Reggie gets a map and heads for Holtsville in his Plymouth Barracuda. Welcome to Holtsville reads the sign, the population number x-ed out, due to the "poison gas accident". Reggie investigates the empty town, and soon bumps into an attractive young woman leaving the town. After he takes her pistol, a goon bats him over the head. The two goon friends of the woman load him into his own trunk and drive him out to a mansion. They also have a pink hearse. As the leader goes aound to the back, the couple kick in the front door. Rufus shoots an oldster in the back of the head. As the head explodes they notice that it was a puppet. The doors to the house close and a little boy runs through tunnels in the house before he is briefly captured. He throws an axe in the woman's face and slits Rufus' throat with a razor edged frisbee before trapping the third in a pit. He releases Reggie from the trunk and they bury the bodies beside those of the other people who "bother" him. At dusk the boy suggests that they go in before the tall man's little friends come out. His father was the first in their town as sherrif to visit the new owners of the funeral home. Looking why his fathers grave was never filled in, tommy and mother observe the tall man pull up in his hearse. The tall man opens the coffin upon which the dead sheriff strangles his wife and pulls her in. Tommy jumps in the back of the hearse to find his laughing father and dead mothr. he breaks out the side window and jumps. When Reg and Tim get up, the hearse is gone and the little people have taken the three fresh bodies. For his shooting prowess, Reg takes Tim Along. They stop for directions and meet a single mother with three kisds. Reg gives her a stack of money to care for the kid, but like spridle, he's already in thre trunk. They arrive at Holtville Cemetary, and Reg enters the funeral home with a shotgun. He manages to knock a ball silly by suddenly opening a door, but is beaten bound and gaggeg by twblack women with guns. The ball recovers and the first woman gets it in the forehead. The second hits it with nunchuks, and tim shoots it four ytimes until it esclplodes. Rocky, the last in her town, claims to be unimpressed by the ball and decides to stay. When Reg becomes lost, dead ball tells them to go right. There they find Rocky hitchhiking and they join forces to fight the big man Bolton home of the sproing apple festival and the largest gothic mausoleaum in the western united states. Sounds like the place. They stop at a holtel where reg orders a double bed to get rocky. The hotel clerk advises them to avoid Bolton, due to the plague. Tim has to sleep in the car. Reg wants sex, and rocky finally gives in to s&m, but only to cuff him up so she can sleep. Lost again, three hearses with short drivers pass, this is the place. In Boloolton, they look at dozens of hearses when a monster snmashes the window and tugs on Tim before they escape. As they sleep in the woods, a ball observes them. Reggie dreams of having sex with rocky, Jody appears during the mating and reg has to go out and chat with him. Jody brings Reg to mike. Jody gets in a ball again and leads Reg through a gate where hthey observe the tall man chatting to Mike who is in a coffin bin, the tall man tells him to use his reason to get out. Ball Jody laser cuts the coffin open, but ythe tall man returns before they can escape. They get through the gate, and close it as the tall man comes through. his hands are chopped off in the real world. The hand evolves into a creature and ayyacks reg before they chop it upp and shoot it. The second one runs up reg's pants, before rocky cuts it ourt stabs it and burnsit in a krereosene fire. As they drive off, the three "dead assholes" in the pink hearse pull alonfgside them laughing. They shoot the female poff their car and she is run over by her laughing friends who hit an abuttnment and flip off a cliff and explode. Their vehicle disabled, the four head into the town om foot and entering the mausoleum. They discover a vat from arctic cryogenics full of heads and Mike has a flashback to the tall man on the street scene in part one. He informs the others that he cant stand the cold. In a dream, ..Balll Jody and mike observe the tall man removing brains which he puts in the ball, He makes their bodys into robaots and their brains murderers. Again Reg gets a dream blow job from - he thinks rocky - but its the hearse woman who threatens to eat his penis before he shoots jher. Tim and Rocky fight Rufus. The tall man notices mikes presence and telepathically throws him to the floor. TM removes the ball from sleeping mikes forehead and welcomes him ghome. The dead goons soon deliver Tim. Mike warns Tim there are thousans of them before the tall man knocks him out telepathically. Meanwhile Rocky and the zombie lady dual for possession of reg,. Rogcky flings her over a bannister and they hurry to save the boys. Tim escapes and is recaptured by Rufus, while the tall man begins Mikes brain surgery. Rocky freeszes a spear in liqiuid nitrogen and runs it throgh the tall man before they lalk him uop in a walkin. As he freezes, a special golden phantasm ball enmerges from his head and hunts them through the mausoleum, incidentally punching a hole througfh the head of his female zombie, who has returbned to spar again with rocky. The ball with a series of spinning b;lades attacks reg, but the group dips it in liquid nitrogen. Poor mike shows up with golden eyes and a ball in his head. He walks away, as Jody tells him not to believe everything he sees and that he'll be back. Reg wants to know why this is all happening, but Rocky wants out says goodbye and drives off in a hearse. The boys search the embalming room whem tim remembers mikes warning, there are thousands of them. As a bakers dozen of balls pin Reggie against a wall, the tall man bursts back in and declares that it never ends, as Tim is pulled out a window, apparently by a monster.
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