Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

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                                  7*******skulls</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>*Violent* *Blood* *No Nudity* *Strong Language* *Sexual Situations* *Gory*</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>1984/Color/90 Min./Paramount Home Video & Paramount Pictures/Rated R</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Director.........Joseph Zito (Invasion U.S.A., Missing in Action)</B></div> <div> <B>Screenplay.......Barney Cohen</B></div> <div> <B>Music............Harry Manfredini (Friday the 13th & Part II & III)</B></div> <div> <B>Producer.........Frank Mancuso Jr. (Friday the 13th, Part III)</B></div> <div> <B>Special Make-up Effects by Tom Savini (Friday the 13th)</B></div> <div> <B>Based on a story by Bruce Hidemi Sakow</B></div> <bR> <div> <B><U>Dramatis Personae</U></B></div> <div> <B>Jimmy........Crispin Glover (Back to the Future, Wild at Heart)</B></div> <div> <B>Trish........Kimberly Beck (Massacre at Central High, Private War)</B></div> <div> <B>Sara.........Barbara Howard (Running Mates)</B></div> <div> <B>Doug.........Peter Barton (Shazam, Hell Night)</B></div> <div> <B>Rob..........E. Erich Anderson (Love Kills)</B></div> <div> <B>Tommy........Corey Feldman (The Goonies, The Lost Boys, Stand by Me)   Paul.........Alan Hayes (Neon Maniacs)</B></div> <div> <B>Ted..........Lawrence Monoson (Dangerous Love, Gaby, A True Story)</B></div> <div> <B>Mrs. Jarvis..Joan Freeman (The Fastest Guitar Alive, Tower of London)</B></div> <div> <B>Samantha.....Judy Aronson (American Ninja, Desert Kickboxer)</B></div> <div> <B>Tina.........Camilla More (In Search of the Serpent of Death)</B></div> <div> <B>Terri........Carey More</B></div> <bR> <div> <B><U>Critique</U></B><B>: all you can do is cheer as these deserving characters get picked off one by one. When the stoned Glen Scarpelli (Teddy Bear) gets it, after cackling for hours at a life regains a sense of the meaning it had when this borefest began. The five skulls this one gets are those of five viewers who died of old age waiting for the stoned guy to get killed. At least we get to see him unmasked but the end gag pulled on poor homely Jason is implausible even for a horror movie series. The lead-in to yet another sequel at the end is pathetic. Chambre du corp mord for the benefit of Trish is traditional fun Jason is pretty much his old self except for the procuration of a XXXL work shirt. Film earns one star when Tommy does what somebody should of done a long time ago, Jason takes his worst beating in this one. Hint: Remember, the moral transgressors die. </B></div> <bR> <div> <B><U>Plot Summary</U></B><B>: Begins again with a delightful flashback. followed by an ambulance copter cop cleanup of part 3. complete with the truly down body of Jason Voorhees. An Ambulance driver pronounces "This time they got him." You might not like Axel the forensic guy. He rendezvous with a nurse in the cold room where Jason is being stored. Wessex County medical center morgue. Watch closely in the ice box Jason's still breathing. He starts with the staff at the morgue  and progresses to  a hitchhiker on his way to camp crystal lake. Change scene to a single divorced mother with a  teen-aged daughter Trish, a golden retriever named Gordon, and a 10 year old son, Tommy, who specializes in making custom horror masks and doesn't want to get a haircut (Tom Savini fantasy/biography?). Right next door, a group of teenagers rent a summer cottage and go about their teenage activities, sex, wanting sex and angling for sex. Two beautiful twins, one promiscuous, one not, and a studly backpacker ostensibly hunting for bear, complete the list of potential victims. After a brief round of teenage drinking, flirting and competition, a midnight dip wets Jason's appetite for irresponsible teenage blood and the whole mess begins anew - and..... </B></div> </td> </tr></table></body>